From America: You Brits are a Bunch of Pussies, So Dress Accordingly
Britain, home of the Inselaffe (more like Inselfotzen), after spending several hundred years ruling the world, you got your asses handed to you in the American Revolution, and nothing has been the same since. That war was the catalyst to your transformation into a bunch of pussies, and now you can dress accordingly thanks to Happy Underwear Gifts!
You can start with this beautifully knitted cranial cooter:
But be sure to coordinate your silky skull snapper with these wondrous titty twats:
And don’t forget to complete your fit with these fancy fuckable footies!
In the alternative, you could dress like you took a huge dump on your own global dominance.
To do so, begin with this cute crap crown, which represents what your monarchy has become (yeah, y’all shit dicks):
Add this Comfy Cleveland Steamer Scarf:
And finally, coordinate with these salaciously shitty slippers:
‘Cause ‘Merica, never forget!