Did This Kid Just Sexually Harass a Pop-Tart?

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to fuck a Pop-Tart. You know, to look at one and say, “Damn, I fucked that Pop-Tart!”? Well, Twitter’s Jake Albrecht™, @AlbrechtJake, no longer has any need to so wonder. In these days, when sexual harassment has become a serious issue in our society, Jake Albrecht™ couldn’t help but put his pickle all over that tasty breakfast treat like he was a hungry hungry Harvey Weinstein. Needless to say, Pop-Tarts did not approve.