A Meth Mule Lays an Egg or Two

Have you ever wondered what it would take for a human to lay an egg? Perhaps evolutionary pressure, a random mutation, gene therapy, a mad scientist, or an act of god almighty himself? Not according the the Australian Federal Police. Rather, all that is required is one anus, a few condoms, 85 grams of meth, and the brain the size of a pea.

The two crystalline eggs pictured in the image below were delivered to the Australian Border Force at the Melbourne Airport via first ass male after a man, whose name we assume is Carry Poodini, was selected for baggage examination. Needless to say, any person that would shove those anal ovals into his out hole all in an attempt to smuggle them internationally, while risking prison time, can hardly be called a chicken.

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